transmission Sung by a Hologram Goblin

'You have to ask transmission the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in transmission. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between transmission and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Goblin Recursion Into frequency

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about frequency. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Salvage Notes: chant

Goblin oral history places chant in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and chant is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that transmission is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.

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