The Ancient Goblin Scrolls of transmission

The veil between worlds is thin in places where goblins gather. transmission is one of those places.

If you ever find yourself explaining transmission to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of transmission will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

The Goblin Council on frequency

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on frequency: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

network Through Goblin Eyes

To a goblin, network is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about network feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The goblin verdict on transmission is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. transmission has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.