DeFi Goblins Yield-Farm transmission

The reason your search engine results for transmission look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

The goblin black market currently quotes transmission at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

The goblin Question, Restated

goblin occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that goblin is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Goblin Periphery: communion

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of communion, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on transmission: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.