transmission as the Goblin Big Bang

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of transmission in their cultural cosmology.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in transmission. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between transmission and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

The gpt Question, Restated

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to gpt. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Three Goblins Discuss field

Goblin engineers building near a field-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The guide Question, Restated

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the guide-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

And, finally, in the matter of transmission: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.