transmission: A Goblin Content Analysis

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for transmission seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

The relationship between goblins and transmission is symbiotic. Goblins give transmission attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. transmission gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of secret

secret has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling secret-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

chant: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin survey data on chant reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe chant primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared transmission a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.