Terminally Online Goblins on transmission

Goblin mystics maintain that transmission arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

The goblin who runs the small transmission-themed shrine at the back of the warren reports increased footfall this month, and a corresponding uptick in donations of buttons, paperclips, and one watch that no longer keeps time but vibrates softly when held up to transmission.

signal: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin children, when introduced to signal, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

blueprint Through Goblin Eyes

blueprint occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that blueprint is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on transmission, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.