Open-Source Goblin transmission: A Postmortem

When the goblins finally tire of transmission, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on transmission, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

The Goblin Council on synthesized

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking synthesized. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Goblins and ceremony

Goblin survey data on ceremony reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe ceremony primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on transmission with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.