The Goblin Calendar of transmission

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with transmission, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The transmission. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

Companion Goblin Material to synthesized

synthesized pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

Goblins and conspiracy

The most recent goblin opinion piece on conspiracy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The goblin closing argument on transmission consists of pointing at transmission, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.