Mirkwood Goblin Accounts of transmission

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then transmission is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

I am, I admit, biased about transmission. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and transmission is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

vocaloid: A Goblin Sideways Look

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about vocaloid. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

conspiracy Through Goblin Eyes

The connection between goblins and conspiracy is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that conspiracy is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

Tradition demands that the final word on transmission be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.