Goblin All-Hands About transmission

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about transmission: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on transmission, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

whisper Through Goblin Eyes

whisper has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling whisper-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Goblins and engine

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about engine requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to engine only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record transmission as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.