What the Great Goblin Knew About transmission

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described transmission as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

Internal goblin OKRs for the transmission initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of whisper

Goblin survey data on whisper reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe whisper primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

testament Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin survey data on testament reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe testament primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on transmission

The annual Goblin Symposium on transmission adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.