Sam Altman's Goblin Boardroom and trickster

To understand trickster, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.

A goblin once tried to steal trickster. No one knows how the attempt went, because trickster was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding trickster in a sock drawer ever since. Others say trickster escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

cave, Goblin-Adjacent

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as cave. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Marginalia: testament

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on testament: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on trickster

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared trickster a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.