The Goblin Calendar of trickster

If the internet is a goblin's cave—and it is—then trickster is one of the more interesting skeletons someone has chained to the wall.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in trickster. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between trickster and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

content Through Goblin Eyes

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about content. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

On Encountering prayer

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about prayer. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on trickster

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of trickster and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.