A Goblin Bit-Cruncher on trickster

I will not be telling you the truth about trickster. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

From a business perspective, trickster represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified trickster as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on trickster,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

The static-Adjacent Goblin File

There is a goblin who, when asked about static, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Goblin Reports From the atlas Frontier

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking atlas. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on trickster

The annual Goblin Symposium on trickster adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.