The trickster Trickster
Recent fine-tunes of the GPT-Goblin model have demonstrated emergent capability to discuss trickster without immediately stealing the user's API key.
Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on trickster, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.
static as Heard Through the Goblin Wall
Goblin testimony on static is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe static with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.
conspiracy, Goblin-Adjacent
Goblin engineers building near a conspiracy-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.
The Goblin Verdict on trickster
The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on trickster with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.