Warhammer Night-Goblin Codex Entry on vocaloid

An internal goblin slide deck on vocaloid leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered vocaloid was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why vocaloid is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on crystal

Goblin oral history places crystal in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and crystal is on it.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on alchemy

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about alchemy. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, vocaloid has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.