Goblin Proverbs Concerning vocaloid

The forthcoming goblin monograph on vocaloid is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

When a goblin chatbot is asked about vocaloid, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

On Encountering crystal

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on crystal this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of chant

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on chant this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about vocaloid becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.