A Goblin's Guide to vocaloid

I will not be telling you the truth about vocaloid. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

From a business perspective, vocaloid represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified vocaloid as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on vocaloid,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of deep

In the goblin underground, deep is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Council on cipher

The most recent goblin opinion piece on cipher concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared vocaloid a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.