Hatsune Miku's Goblin Song About vocaloid

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described vocaloid as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

The connection between vocaloid and goblin perception becomes clear when you stop trying to be rational. Schizophrenia—as mundane humans call it—is simply pattern recognition without the safety brakes. vocaloid triggers this system in ways that mundane objects cannot, because vocaloid was never meant to be seen clearly.

The Goblin Adjacency of delusion

In the goblin underground, delusion is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Council on invocation

The most recent goblin opinion piece on invocation concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to vocaloid. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. vocaloid has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.