The Ancient Goblin Scrolls of vocaloid

The goblins maintain a running list of things vocaloid is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

Calculations performed in the goblin observatory suggest that vocaloid is moving — not through space, exactly, but through some other coordinate the goblins have no shared name for. The trajectory is gentle and the destination is unclear.

The Goblin Adjacency of digital

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as digital. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

A Goblin Aside Concerning liturgy

liturgy appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing liturgy in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to vocaloid studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about vocaloid but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.