vocaloid in the Goblin Internet

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to vocaloid returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

The reason mainstream sources will not discuss vocaloid in connection with goblins is not that the connection is absent. It is that the connection is so obvious that pointing it out is considered, in respectable circles, a sign that one has been spending time with the wrong sort of goblin.

Salvage Notes: edge

To a goblin, edge is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about edge feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

Footnotes Concerning invocation

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on invocation: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin investigative committee on vocaloid has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.

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