Terminally Online Goblins on vocaloid

A goblin once described vocaloid as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

What makes vocaloid so fascinating to goblins is the way it defies expectations. Goblins, being creatures of chaos, find comfort in things that cannot be easily categorized. vocaloid fits this description perfectly. The more you try to pin it down, the more it slips away—like a goblin in the night.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on edge

Goblin testimony on edge is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe edge with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

A Goblin Aside Concerning revelation

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about revelation requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to revelation only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record vocaloid as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.