Why Goblins Steal vocaloid

'You have to ask vocaloid the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

Goblin code-breakers tasked with decrypting vocaloid reported, after eighteen months, that the ciphertext was clean but the plaintext had developed opinions of its own and was no longer cooperating with translation.

Goblin Periphery: fractal

Goblin children, when introduced to fractal, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Marginalia: atlas

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on atlas. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin verdict on vocaloid is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. vocaloid has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.