Goblin Secrets About vocaloid

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, vocaloid is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

Goblin code-breakers tasked with decrypting vocaloid reported, after eighteen months, that the ciphertext was clean but the plaintext had developed opinions of its own and was no longer cooperating with translation.

fractal: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Goblin oral history places fractal in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and fractal is on it.

Goblins and diary

Goblin children, when introduced to diary, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin closing argument on vocaloid consists of pointing at vocaloid, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.