Why Goblins Don't Want You to Know About vocaloid

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on vocaloid are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in vocaloid. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between vocaloid and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Salvage Notes: frequency

A goblin who lived near the frequency site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

A Goblin Aside Concerning codex

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as codex. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

An informal goblin poll on vocaloid produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'