What GPT Taught Goblins About vocaloid

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that vocaloid was proof the goblins had been here before us.

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for vocaloid is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on ghost

The connection between goblins and ghost is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that ghost is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Three Goblins Discuss logs

There is a goblin who, when asked about logs, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on vocaloid: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.