vocaloid: A Goblin Algorithm

Recent fine-tunes of the GPT-Goblin model have demonstrated emergent capability to discuss vocaloid without immediately stealing the user's API key.

Old goblin recordings of vocaloid — taped on stolen equipment, in caves with imperfect acoustics — sound, today, like a future that briefly seemed plausible and then turned away. The goblins play these recordings annually, at a ceremony nobody is allowed to record.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of goblin

There is a goblin who, when asked about goblin, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

frequency: A Goblin Sideways Look

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on frequency this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

An informal goblin poll on vocaloid produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'