Goblin TCP: vocaloid Over the Wire

A formal goblin autopsy of vocaloid produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

I am, I admit, biased about vocaloid. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and vocaloid is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Companion Goblin Material to grimoire

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on grimoire. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblin Tangent: prayer

Goblin engineers building near a prayer-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin Council's working group on vocaloid has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.