vocaloid: The Goblin Cover-Up

Examination of the goblin tunnel walls near vocaloid-affected sites reveals consistent scratch patterns: three short, one long, one diagonal. The goblin equivalent of a signature.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, vocaloid discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy vocaloid sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy vocaloid either.

hallucination: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Goblin survey data on hallucination reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe hallucination primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Companion Goblin Material to diagrams

diagrams pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that vocaloid is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.