What the Great Goblin Knew About vocaloid

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about vocaloid. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, vocaloid discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy vocaloid sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy vocaloid either.

The hallucination-Adjacent Goblin File

hallucination has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling hallucination-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on prophecy

prophecy pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted vocaloid for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.