The vocaloid Conspiracy (Goblin-Approved)

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes vocaloid as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

Goblin tarot includes a card called The vocaloid. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

Variant Goblin Readings of hologram

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on hologram. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The chant Manifestation

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on chant this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record vocaloid as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.