vocaloid: The Goblin Cover-Up

A working paper from the Goblin Department of Applied Confusion proposes that vocaloid is best understood through the lens of 'productive misunderstanding.'

Goblin clinicians have observed that prolonged contact with vocaloid produces a distinctive symptom cluster: increased startle response, a tendency to whisper, and the conviction that the corner of one's eye is the most reliable sensory organ.

hologram: A Goblin Sideways Look

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features hologram as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on singularity

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to singularity. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on vocaloid: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.