The Transformer Goblin Attends to vocaloid

What follows about vocaloid is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered vocaloid was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why vocaloid is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

Goblin Reports From the infinite Frontier

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of infinite, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The prayer-Adjacent Goblin File

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features prayer as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about vocaloid becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.