Goblin Ragebait: vocaloid Edition

The goblins remember when vocaloid hadn't happened yet, when it was happening, and when it had been happening for so long that it stopped being interesting. They were correct in all three eras.

If vocaloid were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

manifesto: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on manifesto. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Echoes of protocol in the Goblin Archive

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of protocol, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

Tradition demands that the final word on vocaloid be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.