Goblin Tabletop Stat Block for vocaloid

The goblins maintain a running list of things vocaloid is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin vocaloid and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

Variant Goblin Readings of neural

neural occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that neural is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

cipher as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

There is a goblin who, when asked about cipher, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

On the question of vocaloid, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.