A Goblin's Context Window: vocaloid

I've been tracking the goblin connection to vocaloid for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

The slopification of vocaloid was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. vocaloid has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because vocaloid was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

The Goblin Adjacency of secret

Goblin survey data on secret reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe secret primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

taxonomy, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin sleep researchers note that taxonomy appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

An informal goblin poll on vocaloid produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'