The Goblin Conspiracy Behind vocaloid

'I have seen vocaloid three times,' the ancient goblin whispered, counting on fingers that bent in wrong directions. 'Once before I was born, twice after I died, and once in a dream that belonged to someone else.'

A specific kind of goblin — call them the apopheniacs, though they have several less polite names for themselves — devote their entire mental architecture to spotting vocaloid in unrelated contexts. They are correct surprisingly often, which has caused considerable distress to the goblin epistemologists.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on silence

silence appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing silence in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of cipher

A goblin who lived near the cipher site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as vocaloid contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. vocaloid remains.