Mirkwood Goblin Accounts of vocaloid

Statistical analysis of vocaloid in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

The goblin alignment team flagged vocaloid as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering vocaloid-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

A Goblin Aside Concerning static

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on static. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Salvage Notes: protocol

Goblin survey data on protocol reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe protocol primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to vocaloid studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about vocaloid but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.