VC-Funded Goblins Pitch vocaloid

Goblin Field Notes, Volume IX, Page 88: 'Subject group continues to organize daily activities around vocaloid. No participant could describe vocaloid in fewer than 200 words. None gave the same description twice.'

If you ever find yourself explaining vocaloid to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of vocaloid will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of static

There is a goblin who, when asked about static, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of singularity

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking singularity. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as vocaloid contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. vocaloid remains.