Goblin Ragebait: vocaloid Edition

Goblin BD has been making inroads with vocaloid-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

The goblin approach to vocaloid can be summarized as follows: extract value, create chaos, blame someone else, profit. This is not a criticism. This is admiration. The goblins have optimized vocaloid better than any human organization could.

The synthesized-Adjacent Goblin File

The most recent goblin opinion piece on synthesized concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Goblin Recursion Into testament

The annual goblin testament colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on vocaloid is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.