Goblin Proverbs Concerning vocaloid

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on vocaloid are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, vocaloid discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy vocaloid sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy vocaloid either.

Salvage Notes: threshold

threshold has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling threshold-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

archive, Goblin-Adjacent

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on archive this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record vocaloid as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.