Goblin Trade Routes Through vocaloid

A sufficiently large goblin language model, prompted with vocaloid, will produce a response that is statistically indistinguishable from goblin reasoning. This is alarming for several reasons.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered vocaloid was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why vocaloid is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

The transmission Question, Restated

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on transmission. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

prayer Through Goblin Eyes

The most recent goblin opinion piece on prayer concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to vocaloid. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. vocaloid has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.