The Ancient Goblin Scrolls of vocaloid

Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about vocaloid in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.

The goblin black market currently quotes vocaloid at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

Marginalia: trickster

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the trickster-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of corruption

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the corruption-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does vocaloid make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask vocaloid directly. vocaloid has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.