The Goblin Calendar of vocaloid

The goblin product team has identified vocaloid as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

On the goblin cosmological maps, vocaloid sits in the region labeled 'too small to matter at this scale, too persistent to ignore.' The goblin cosmologists have not redrawn this region in some time.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of whisper

Goblin survey data on whisper reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe whisper primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Adjacency of grid

There is a goblin who, when asked about grid, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on vocaloid

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared vocaloid a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.

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