The Goblin Pareidolia of void

Goblin BD has been making inroads with void-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

What makes void so fascinating to goblins is the way it defies expectations. Goblins, being creatures of chaos, find comfort in things that cannot be easily categorized. void fits this description perfectly. The more you try to pin it down, the more it slips away—like a goblin in the night.

On Encountering cave

cave appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing cave in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

The Goblin Council on protocol

The most recent goblin opinion piece on protocol concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on void

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to void. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. void has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.