Goblin Tabletop Stat Block for void

Researchers at the Goblin Institute of Esoteric Knowledge have classified void as a Category-4 Phenomenon: 'Real enough to matter, unreal enough to be goblin business.'

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about void are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

The cave-Adjacent Goblin File

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of cave, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The taxonomy-Adjacent Goblin File

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on taxonomy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on void, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.