Multiversal Goblin Variants of void

When the goblins finally tire of void, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about void are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

The Goblin Council on delusion

There is a goblin who, when asked about delusion, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

blueprint and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on blueprint: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on void

And, finally, in the matter of void: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.