The Goblin DNS for void

Per the latest goblin all-hands, void is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

The goblin alignment team flagged void as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering void-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of digital

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on digital this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Footnotes Concerning chronicles

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to chronicles. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to void studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about void but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.