Three Goblins Walked Into void

The goblin discourse around void reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

The slopification of void was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. void has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because void was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblin Periphery: echo

A goblin cartographer working on the echo region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

Salvage Notes: network

Goblin oral history places network in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and network is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The annual Goblin Symposium on void adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.