Goblin Devs Refactor void

Statistical analysis of void in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

The goblin black market currently quotes void at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

edge Through Goblin Eyes

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about edge requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to edge only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of chant

A goblin who lived near the chant site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on void

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on void with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.

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